Porch Time

An extremely amazing (and exclusive) hang-out time taken from a tradition in Nicaragua. It consists of large in-depth (and inappropriate) conversation, chips and salsa, peeing on trees, and mosquito bites.

Person 1: Kaila, Nate, Laurel, Gabe, and Michael didn't invite me to porch time last night!

Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.

Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus

Person 2: And pee on trees!

Porch Time by BlondeLobster1 August 26, 2009

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Porch Time

A time when a group of friends come together to hang out with each other. They sit around and talking about spiritual issues...and other stuff too :)

Michael, Kaila, Ben, Gabe, Nate, and Laurel all sat around talking and had porch time yesterday.

Porch Time by wisdomaster August 26, 2009

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Porch Time

The act of hanging out with friends and family on the porch of your house on a warm summer night while drinking 40 oz beverages, smoking blunts, and cranking hip hop music on the boom box.

"Yo, me and my homeboys put in some serious porch time last night. We was porchin til 3am."

Porch Time by chiefridr February 25, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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