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Porch Time 

An extremely amazing (and exclusive) hang-out time taken from a tradition in Nicaragua. It consists of large in-depth (and inappropriate) conversation, chips and salsa, peeing on trees, and mosquito bites.
Person 1: Kaila, Nate, Laurel, Gabe, and Michael didn't invite me to porch time last night!

Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.

Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus

Person 2: And pee on trees!
Porch Time by BlondeLobster1 August 26, 2009
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Porch Time 

A time when a group of friends come together to hang out with each other. They sit around and talking about spiritual issues...and other stuff too :)
Michael, Kaila, Ben, Gabe, Nate, and Laurel all sat around talking and had porch time yesterday.
Porch Time by wisdomaster August 26, 2009

Porch Time 

The act of hanging out with friends and family on the porch of your house on a warm summer night while drinking 40 oz beverages, smoking blunts, and cranking hip hop music on the boom box.
"Yo, me and my homeboys put in some serious porch time last night. We was porchin til 3am."
Porch Time by chiefridr February 25, 2009
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