Porch Time

An extremely amazing (and exclusive) hang-out time taken from a tradition in Nicaragua. It consists of large in-depth (and inappropriate) conversation, chips and salsa, peeing on trees, and mosquito bites.

Person 1: Kaila, Nate, Laurel, Gabe, and Michael didn't invite me to porch time last night!

Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.

Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus

Person 2: And pee on trees!

Porch Time by BlondeLobster1 August 26, 2009

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Porch Time

A time when a group of friends come together to hang out with each other. They sit around and talking about spiritual issues...and other stuff too :)

Michael, Kaila, Ben, Gabe, Nate, and Laurel all sat around talking and had porch time yesterday.

Porch Time by wisdomaster August 26, 2009

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Porch Time

The act of hanging out with friends and family on the porch of your house on a warm summer night while drinking 40 oz beverages, smoking blunts, and cranking hip hop music on the boom box.

"Yo, me and my homeboys put in some serious porch time last night. We was porchin til 3am."

Porch Time by chiefridr February 25, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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