The most
racist, bass-ackward town in Virginia with a population of approximately 11,000. At least 10,789 Bible-freaks and hunters. The one remotely exciting thing that happens there is the Seafood Fest.
Black
people and
people afraid of being eaten alive by mosquitoes beware of Poquoson.
Some common hobbies are "killin' things n' stuffin' '
em to hang in the eatin' room" and "gatherin' in City Hall for a good ol' fashion witch trial"
Gossip spreads like the sound of a gunshot echoing through the trees.
It never ceases to amaze me that
people move there, when the most natural thing to do would be to move out, never look back, and never talk about it ever again.
Supposedly a 'one of the best
school systems in the area', mostly because no one gets murdered, date raped, or pulls a gun on the teachers. There are about 5 black people in all of PMS (Poquoson Middle
School).
That aside, it's a nice little town where children can play in the streets without too much fear of getting run over or molested and make all sorts of racist and sexist jokes.
"Man, why are you crying?"
"They just hung my
grandma for being a blasphemy-speaking
witch!"
"Nigga, that sucks. Why'd they do that?"
"She
said she thought the theory of evolution should be taught in schools!"
*sigh* "Only in Poquoson, huh?"
