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The best food in the entire world. Could be a problem for the police though...
Police: Step out of the vehicle please!
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!

*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*
by MulluM April 17, 2017
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