An old man with a big hat and golf cart can be seen in Italy and has the ability to spit holy venom up to 25 ft
by Catholic atheist October 16, 2018
the head of the catholic church who is usually considered to be extra holy, and is known for wearing big funny hats, and riding around waving in a bullet-proof car, a.k.a. the "popemobile".
i think the pope gets much of his authority from wearing big funny looking hats and long golden robes and weird stuff like that.
a catholic friend told me "the pope is dope", and i believe him.
a catholic friend told me "the pope is dope", and i believe him.
by mike johnston February 10, 2008
An awesome guy that rides aroud in a Pope mobile because he got shot. He actually went to prison and personally forgave the guy that shot him. Thats love.
by mrs yuck March 31, 2005
Leader of the Catholic Church
Heads a religion that teaches that rich people cannot go to heaven, while living in a palace and wearing gold.
He is sometimes called "His Holy Father", which is forbidden under his religion
Heads a religion that teaches that rich people cannot go to heaven, while living in a palace and wearing gold.
He is sometimes called "His Holy Father", which is forbidden under his religion
by littlegeorge February 3, 2010
Drinking large amounts of Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide (DXM)based cough syrup, and then embarking on an adventure while wandering around neighborhoods or parks all night. This is usually done while listening to Punk rock music from a portable jambox.
by Toddly September 11, 2006
Dude who tells people not to use condoms so we can have more brats running around and STD's will become more a part of our lives than it is already.
Pope: Dont use condoms or jesus will cry and god will kill a kitten.
Random Dude: But I have 7 kids and 8 STD's.
Pope: No matter you will be rewarded in heaven for your holiness
Random Dude: But I have 7 kids and 8 STD's.
Pope: No matter you will be rewarded in heaven for your holiness
by Giant Sea Squirrel September 17, 2010
An elderly unmarried white dude that walks around with a hat and a robe for his own pleasure, and then tells you being gay is wrong.
Person #1: The Pope just said that a 30-year-old unmarried long-haired bearded carpenter loves me.
Person #2: Jesus christ!
Person #1: Yeah, that's the one.
Person #2: Jesus christ!
Person #1: Yeah, that's the one.
by Bolbolator August 3, 2008