pop a squat

to sit down or to take a seat.

Yo, pop a squat over here.

by Bradshaw April 8, 2005

Pop a squat

When you're camping and you need to pee but there isnt any actual toilets so you must squat in the woods.

Katie: OMG i have to pee soooo bad but i dont know if i should go in the lake or the bushes

Jess and Kellie (singing to the tune of row row row your boat): Katie has to pee, but cant make up her mind! she had better pop a squat, or we'll leave her behind!

by Troop 129 September 4, 2005

pop a squat

to take a seat; to squat down; to hover over the ground to piss or shit

Lemme pop a squat on this couch.
I'ma pop a squat so I can enjoy this view.
I'm gonna go pop a squat on the other side of the boulder.

by Bug Eatin Steve March 10, 2011

pop a squat

What a street ho does when she has to urinate

Don't look over there, that bitch is about to pop a squat

by DigitalKlepto April 23, 2003

pop a squat

to urinate outdoors, for females only

"Come outside with me, the line for the bathroom is too long... I need to pop a squat..."

"Ewwww, Barb popped a squat in her wedding dress!" lol

by spmfcb March 10, 2011

pop a squat

When ones friend tells you to have a seat

Hey pop a squat there man.

by Jon&Clayton June 18, 2005

pop a squat

A bastardization of "cop a squat," to sit down.

Vivian: Well, I'm gonna give, um—you'll buy a snap dog; we'll cop a squat under a tree somewhere.

Edward: Cop a what?

Vivian: Cop a squat.

This is from "Pretty Woman." Notice it's cop, not pop a squat.

by Jame Gumb December 8, 2007