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Pop a smurf 

A euphemism for bowel movement. Used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.
Person 1: See you guys later, I gotta go home and pop a smurf.
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?
Pop a smurf by Twisted Iniquity January 17, 2009
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Pop a smurf 

To pop a smurf is like busting a nut.
Oh baby, imma bout to pop a smurf..
Pop a smurf by ThePapaSmurf69 August 1, 2018

Pop a Smurf 

To take an Adderall pill. Adderall is blue, hence the name "smurf".
I have a 20-page paper due tomorrow so I'm gonna pop a smurf to focus better and get it done on time.
Pop a Smurf by 1nsultTo1njury November 20, 2016

Pop a Smurf 

To bust a nut
“Ahh carol I’m about to pop a smurf

*nuts*
Pop a Smurf by AngelOfBroadway August 1, 2018
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