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Ghost Poopy 

Ghost poopy is when you defecate a large amount of feces but the "evidence" have disappeared; taking a large crap but when you look in commode the turd is no where to be seen
Yesterday, I had to take a huge dump at the gym but it was a ghost poopy !!!
Ghost Poopy by bighugepoppa May 23, 2009

Poop ghost 

"Watch out for that poop ghost."
Poop ghost by Jerry Gray August 25, 2013

poop ghost 

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
poop ghost by uxD524 November 26, 2019

double ghost poop 

The double ghost poop is when you go to take a shit and there is nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe your ass, but further more there is also NOTHING IN THE BOWL.
Frank: Dude am I tripping out or did I just take a double ghost poop?
double ghost poop by Anty127 May 11, 2014

ghost poop 

The king of all poops, in which when one goes to wipe one's nether regions after letting one fly, one discovers much to one's surprise that THERE IS NOTHING ON THE PAPER. The single most satisfying bowel movement that man is capable of.
1: What are you smiling about?

2: Oh nothing, just had...a ghost poop!

1: *stunned silence*
ghost poop by m luv March 2, 2004

Ghost poop 

The poop that slips right out and hides in the flush passage as the bottom of the bowl. The poop producer looks into the bowl, and finds that the turd magically disappeared.
I sat down to crap, and by the time I stood up to examine my handiwork, I saw that it was an invisible ghost poop.