poop rocket

Poop that's so hard to pass that when you finally do it's as if it explodes from your butt like a rocket.

Man i was on the toliet the other day and i had the biggest poop rocket ever. It coated the whole toliet bowl in feces.

by Cory Taylor January 16, 2009

Chicago Poop Rocket

The act of combining Diet Coke and Mentos in your asshole, while constapated.

Brandon: I'm soooo Backed up.
Will: That's okay, I'll give you a Chicago Poop Rocket!!!

by XxXDeathPandaXx November 29, 2010

Rocket Poop

Poop that comes out like a Jet or rocket, in the literal sense.

After eating taco bell, I had Rocket poop

by Wallowitz March 20, 2010

rocket poop

when your taking a shit and all off the sudden you fart when shits about to come out and it jet propels it self really fast out of your ass

Phil was taking a shit when all of the sudden a rocket poop put a streak mark in the toilet

by Ben Hoganson February 11, 2004

rocket poop

rocket poop incredably gasious poop shooting out of your butt at high speeds, because of all the build up of gas pressure behind the poop.

Dude, i just had hard core rocket poop.
I had rocket poop and it splashed water all over my cheeks.
Rocket poop is very releiving.

by jimmy jangles November 26, 2006

poonrocket

One who flirts with many guys, often while already having a significant other

Hey you! Stop being such a poonrocket!

by Hamburgaler December 23, 2014

poopsocket

Another word for "asshole" - The mid-safer version of "asshole"

Ha! That dude just got diagnosed with AIDS!

Ugh Felipe, stop being such a poopsocket!

by II qp II November 14, 2013