Poop Pocket

I had this girl over, we started fooling around, next thing you know, I'm mounting her and sticking it in her poop pocket.

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When you have bursts of air between your poop and there is a high powered fart.

Man. That was such a good poop, I had poop pockets. It was so relieving.

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pocket poop

A synonym for shirt shart. In a jam, ripping off your shirt pocket and using it to wipe when no toilet paper is to be found.

Man, I got cuaght up in a pocket poop last night. I had explosive diarrea during my bike ride. It was nuts. Hope I don`t get fireass.

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Another word for "asshole" - The mid-safer version of "asshole"

Ha! That dude just got diagnosed with AIDS!

Ugh Felipe, stop being such a poopsocket!

poopsocket by II qp II November 14, 2013

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