Poono

how some people describe the movie Juno. some said it sucked balls. others said crappiest film ever. (thats where "poono" comes in). and a few other people said they've seen better films then this.

reporter: so whats you're comment on the new juno?

critic: that movie sucked! you might as well call it POONO!

by AMERICANBANK$TA April 20, 2009

Poono

Piano but all vowels are replaced with an o

Nice poono

by melity_bored May 22, 2022

poono

A bastard who has his head in the clouds and when told, doesnt know what your talking about. Its amazing how they can fit through doors with a head that big
Im other words a complete nob!

"Dan, that boys a complete poono."

by katie90 November 3, 2006

poono

1)another word for Jordan M's vagina.

2)flower

Grandma: "take off your panties and let your poono breath"

by bbillyyyy November 25, 2009

malama pono

Malama pono is short for e malama pono which means "take care", or " take care of yourself". A common way that Hawaiians say good bye.

Malama pono my friend, until we met again.

by oceancats April 19, 2017

poobooking

Poobooking is the act of checking Facebook while you are sitting on the toilet taking a poo.

"What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you poobooking again?"

by KcirtapS March 8, 2015

pogonophobic

someone who is scared of beards

I can't sit next to that bearded man- you know i'm pogonophobic!!

by Clare Lawry April 11, 2007