Poon Coccoon Share definition Flag A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy. I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains. Poon Coccoon by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Poon Coccoon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch