Pool noodle 

Being thrown around in bed light a wet weightless pool noodle

Jason Momoa can pool noodle me anytime.

Pool noodle by Barbiegorl December 3, 2022

Pool Noodle 

When a male inserts his erect penis into his own anus and blows a load, exerting an outward force so strong it shoots out of his mouth, similar to a pool noodle.

Bro 1: Yo bro, you tryna come over and blow some pool noodles?
Bro 2: HELL FUCKING YES

Pool Noodle by Little Debbie! February 12, 2019

Pool noodle 

The process of cumming into a partner’s anus, chopping them in half across the middle, and blowing into the anus until the cum spurts out of the severed intestine.

I was on pcp and ended up giving her a pool noodle

Pool noodle by Gorb May 26, 2020

Pool Noodle 

The offensive capabilities of Medic from TF2.

You only need to worry about your medium, since the medic has the offensive capabilities of a Pool Noodle.

Pool Noodle by NekoAnimator February 28, 2019

Pool Noodle 

A teenage guy who thinks he is the absolute shit, but in reality just a weak, flimsy, bony, and cocky individual. They only listen to mainstream rap artists and use daddy's money to flaunt their wealth. They have no muscular strength whatsoever, but still manage to get the hottest girls. Pool Noodles are typically out wearing short shorts with boat shoes and preppy shirts.

I can crush that pool noodle like a toothpick!

Pool Noodle by ThatRichSmartGuy February 8, 2020

Pool Noodle 

A girl usually 5 feet or under that has an obsession with gaming and tacos; and continuously uses "Bye" or "Holmes" in sentences.

Kendra at the Help desk is such a Pool Noodle because all she ever does is play ZELDA and eat cheap tacos.

Pool Noodle by SeaCureItTee_Goord February 26, 2018

Pool noodle 

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

Pool noodle by boomer inc. August 14, 2021