Poo nap

When you go to the toilet, sit down and accidentally fall asleep.

Where’s Dave? He went to the toilet 3 hours ago? Must be having a poo nap!

by SirSweepy November 3, 2025

Nap'n Poo

It's like when you Netflix and Chill except you take a nap and take a poo.

Hey everybody! Come on down to my place for a Nap'n Poo!

by Stannler McGee November 29, 2017

poo'd your nappy

term used to describe someone who has over reacted or got into a mood for no reason, always effective especially to those called james

J- why dont you shut up you cock nose
O- what have you poo'd your nappy or something??
J- (no reply due to crying)

by lloydy B December 1, 2006

Nappy Poo

A nap taken before an impending defecation. Ultimately leading to shitting one's pants.

Friend 1: I'm going to take a Nappy Poo.
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: I gotta take a big shit, I'm going to take a nap.

by tosjduenfs May 5, 2009

Nappy Poo

The act of having a nap while simutaneously taking a poop

Jim: "What is taking Phil so long? He's been in the bathroom for 40 minutes!"
Emily: "He must be having a Nappy Poo"

by JohnChrome June 11, 2015

nappy poo

A cute way of stating one's intention on taking a short nap.

I wish to take a nappy poo!

by Crazy68 September 3, 2009

Poonapping

v. This is for when you're in the middle of a long shift, you can't stay awake, and you're in between breaks. You go to the restroom to take a dump, and while you're there you fall asleep on the toilet for a 20 minute power nap. You then walk out of the restroom refreshed and relieved, and nobody can write you up for sleeping on the job.

Zac: I can't keep my eyes open.

Drew: Could you drop a deuce?

Zac: Yeah, I could poop...

Drew: You should take a poonap.

~poonapping

by mtfrkl March 11, 2015