poo fingers 

When your fingers break through cheap toilet paper and unfortunately make contact with pooy anal passage.

James said:
'Oh dear, Co-op own toilet paper caused me to have poo fingers.'

poo fingers by Poo Fingers March 3, 2009

Poo Fingers 

When you poop and get said poop all over your fingers

Kyle: Kasey is taking a shit again, she probably has poo fingers
Alyssa: Why are you telling me this?

Poo Fingers by Dr Richard Monroe May 24, 2018

Poo Fingers 

A resident of the town Wauconda, Illinois who typically goes by chris, or shit fist. He who is often mistaken for she, is trade marked by his brown fingers. There are many stories to which he got his name, but the real one is that he fingered his butt NOT his dog's butt. Gosh.

"Who is Poo Fingers?"
"Chris."

Poo Fingers by thepollutedcity November 13, 2011

Poo-Poo Fingers 

Fingering a girl's asshole.

"Hey man, did you give her poo-poo fingers?"

Poo-Poo Fingers by Mr. Poo-Poo Fingers October 30, 2012

2 fingers in her poo poo stinker 

A sexual act that typically occurs during sexual intercourse.

The giver will thrust his/her index and middle fingers into the anal cavity of the receiver with the strength of a freight train, usually without warning.

"Hey, Bartholomew. Why aren't you at the office?"

"I had some fun with my step-wife last night and rammed 2 fingers in her poo poo stinker. I broke two of my fingers and I'm at the hospital with severe infections and hairline fractures. Sorry, boss."

2 fingers in her poo poo stinker by I fuck boat June 22, 2019

Poo Finger 

when you put you finger into your boxers and gather up the sweet and poo onto your finger and rub it under someones nose, leaving the smell under thier nose for hours

tadgh - "it smells of ass round here"
rob - *in hysterics*
tadgh - "rob did you poo finger me?"

Poo Finger by mattyboy555 January 12, 2010

poo finger 

the act of getting fingered in the ass. the result is a poo finger

person A: i was watching a porn. its was hot, but then the chick fingered her asshole.. and it had to smell.. like like like...
person B: like a poo finger?
person A: whats that
person B: look it up at www.urbandictionary.com

poo finger by shortbusguy July 21, 2006