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Polonium Radon 

The periodic table version of porn, often selected over other ionic compounds because the two elements' symbols together create the compound PoRn, spelling porn.
Man 1: Hey man, did you catch that PoRn last night?
Man 2: Aw yeah, the atoms in the Polonium were so raw, and it went well with the gassy Radon.
Man 1: Polonium Radon is the best!
Polonium Radon by Horny and Porny October 24, 2017
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