Joe sported the chin pubes and a solid gold necklace last night to the bar. I couldn't look at the douchebag for another second so I treated him to a polish shower.
by shepv November 08, 2007
When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
by MrVolcano November 13, 2009
When you are sweaty and stinky already and you use a stick deodorant to attempt to cover the smell. Since you smell already, the smells just blend . This is usually done before work(skipping a shower) or on the way to the bar.
by LazerNips November 13, 2009
when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell
by uncle jimmy June 28, 2006
A person who smothers themselves with cheap perfume stolen from there grandma's handbag to cover the smell that has persisted from not taking a shower in the past 7 days.
Polish Girl 1: Do have any perfume I need to take a shower before we leave.
Polish Girl 2:Just let me get some from my grandma.
Polish Girl 2:Just let me get some from my grandma.
by Polish Girl 3 May 04, 2003
Man, on that road trip last week we were in the middle of nowhere so I pulled over to take a leak and accidently gave myself a polish shower.
by kmike566 December 14, 2007
The act of urinating into a fan instead of taking an actual shower. Usually done in response to a Polish Bikeride.
by Mr. Fields! May 06, 2005