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A troll like person who hangs out underneath a pole where girls dance and grabs them once they get off and charges them a dance or disgusting flirt before they can pass as a toll.

Livia-I just finished my dance on the poll and this dude attacked me when i was trying to pass.
Gary-Yeah that's the pole troll, he's some douche nut.

pole troll by glau May 29, 2007

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Pole troll

A girl who often find herself on many different poles in a short period of time.

Friend: Hey man, have you heard anything about Michelle?

Guy: Nah, i dont care, she's probably out being a pole troll.

Friend:you're right she is a slut.

Pole troll by Ivan001 May 25, 2016

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Pole Troll

A pole troll denotes a gay man that is seriously attracted and crazy about another man's penis as common trolls in fairy tales are attracted and crazy about bridges. Know a pole troll by the wide grin that he gives your genital area even when covered as though he can see being screwed by you before he knows if you are in fact gay.

Kenneth: Yo Jeff, you got a pole troll on your ass buddy.
Jeff: Fuck man! He has been trailing me all week, I can't shake this guy!

Pole Troll by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 6, 2006

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Pole Troll Patrol

The "Pole Troll Patrol" see Pole Troll is a group of gay men that gather and hunt in groups. This gaggle of gays can be found in your local supermarket, mall or even in your school, huddled together and checking out all the straight guys that they think they can turn to their side. Distinguishing characteristics are neck rolls and an abundance use of the words " I would let him ride me three ways to Sunday!" followed by group cheers.

Jeff: Ah shit!! There goes Sweetie and the Pole Troll Patrol! How am I ever gonna be able to change my clothes in this locker room with them standing around!?
Kenneth: I don't know man, but I know I saw them looking me up and down again.
Jeff: Fuck this shit man I'm outta here!

Pole Troll Patrol by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 6, 2006

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troll pole

the pole in the vacinity of a strip club which has an ugly, or troll looking stripper dancing/swinging on it

"She was twurkin it on that troll pole last night!"

troll pole by pnf April 15, 2005

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troll pole

The pole that a cooks lackey uses to blow air into fire.

OI, TROLL POLE!!!

troll pole by blue chicken September 22, 2010

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Troll Pole

The penis of a man who sticks it in dirty, nasty, diseased, cavernous, ugly, hairy females.

"Don't come near me with that troll pole, it's been in every dirty wench this side of the Mississippi!"

Troll Pole by LaQueeshah Jackson October 30, 2008

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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