A strange supposedly candy-like "treat" sent over by the Japanese to enslave stupid Americans. Upon seeing knock-offs of the "chocolate cream covered biscuit sticks" in anime TV shows or movies, the Wapanese flood to their nearest Wal-Mart Supercenter and buy them for $.89 (yes, 89 cents). Curious dumbasses such as myself try them and find that they don't taste as good as they look. What is that stick in the center made of??? Doesn't look like a f'n pretzel to me!
4chan faggot (Anonymous): I founded new pix omg lol ^^ but it maketed me sad. I eat mai pocky stix now!!11!! DESU!!!!!!!!!
normal person who stumbled upon 4chan: WTF? you can eat a damn pocky stick in one bite!
normal person who stumbled upon 4chan: WTF? you can eat a damn pocky stick in one bite!
by 4chan Obliterator July 13, 2008
by angela dawson February 2, 2009
Person 1: What in the hell are you eating...?
Person 2: SHH! NARUTO IS ALMOST ON, SHUT UP AND LET
ME EAT MY POCKY, DESU!
Person 2: SHH! NARUTO IS ALMOST ON, SHUT UP AND LET
ME EAT MY POCKY, DESU!
by Candyass April 19, 2007
A delicious snack. The chocolate pocky (My favorite) is a breadstick type thing covered in chocolate.
by Vinnie October 22, 2003
An awesome Japanese snack, consisting of a biscuit-like stick dipped in chocolate, strawberry cream, and many other flavors. Some feel that this is the "Otaku's" favorite snack.
Pocky also has the power to make many non-fangirls nearly explode in a flurry of madness. A theory about this is that eating pocky somehow triggers a fangirlish reaction in people. While normal fangirls stay mostly the same, because they rarely chain up their inner fangirl, nonfangirls cannot restrain their inner fangirls, and are so unused to the great sensation, that they go so crazy they nearly combust.
((Yes, this is my theory.))
Pocky also has the power to make many non-fangirls nearly explode in a flurry of madness. A theory about this is that eating pocky somehow triggers a fangirlish reaction in people. While normal fangirls stay mostly the same, because they rarely chain up their inner fangirl, nonfangirls cannot restrain their inner fangirls, and are so unused to the great sensation, that they go so crazy they nearly combust.
((Yes, this is my theory.))
Me: Yay, I just got some pocky.
Non-fangirl: What's pocky?
Me: A really good Japanese snack. You wanna try some?
Non-fangirl: Sure *eats pocky*
.5 seconds later
Non-fangirl: OHMYGAWD, THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD, I LOVE IT IT IS MY NEW FAVORITE FOOD, GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!
Me: No way, you're effing crazy
Non-fangirl: I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT IT
Me: *backs away slowly* Well, I'll just be leaving.
Non-fangirl: What's pocky?
Me: A really good Japanese snack. You wanna try some?
Non-fangirl: Sure *eats pocky*
.5 seconds later
Non-fangirl: OHMYGAWD, THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD, I LOVE IT IT IS MY NEW FAVORITE FOOD, GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!
Me: No way, you're effing crazy
Non-fangirl: I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT IT
Me: *backs away slowly* Well, I'll just be leaving.
by HirumaKooru February 16, 2009
by Dude40AssWhole January 29, 2009
by Alanna March 30, 2003