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A name for your shit friend who can't kick a ball or if someone won't stop yapping.
Guy 1: That guy is so Plynn.
Guy 2: Yeah, I know, he completely misses the ball.

or

Guy 1: Shut up Plynn.
Plynn/Guy 2: I'm trying to tell a story.
Everyone else: We don't care about the story.
Plynn by SavvyIsSmart December 11, 2023
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Your friend who's shit at foootball or if someone won't stop yapping.
Person 1: That guy is so Plynn.
Person 2: Yeah, he completely missed the ball.

or

Person 1: Shut up Plynn.
Plynn/Person 2: I'm trying to tell a story.
Person 3: I don't care.
Plynn by SavvyIsSmart December 11, 2023
A term for someone who won't shut up or if they can't play football/soccer
Person 1: Shut up Plynn.
Plynn/Person2: I'm just talking about my weekend.
Person 3: I don't care.

or

Person 1: That guy is so Plynn.
Person 2: Yeah, he completely stacked it trying to kick the ball.
Plynn by SavvyIsSmart December 14, 2023

pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!
To fuck someone over
Me: He stole my job
You: He did a Plynk on things

Me: Fucking Plynked again
Plynk by Charles4Clive69 May 26, 2018
A boner revived from some good ass playoff hockey
I got such a big plyoner after last nights game.
plyoner by Bruce splat April 15, 2018

Oriental Planner 

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.
Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.
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