Please

A word often used while in a pissed-off state, rather than the peaceful version. Words that come after please are usually, but not limited to:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Get the hell out
3. Kill yourself

Jordan: bro!! Wanna go hang out with ashley!?

Bro: Please, shut the fuck up.

by Yummyyummyhippo May 14, 2014

Please

A term used by Beasley and Bates, originating from Bill. The term 'please' can be placed at the end of any sentence, or in mid-flow of a sentence. This may be to cover up and foul mouthed word, or a secret word.

'Ahhhhh hallo there Beasley Please. How are we today there please. Have you done your please, please?'

by Matt Bates November 16, 2004

please

This is used in place of "what?", "huh?", or "what's that?" by many in the Greater Cincinnati Metro Area. It is said to come from the German influence here.

clerk: "Please?"
me: I said "Ma'am how much does this cost?"

The Kentucky Yankee, Urbandictionary.com author since August 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee September 28, 2005

No, please, no

When you're voting for words on Urban Dictionary because you're bored, and you run out of words. Often cried out, maybe with a few sobs added in for good measure.

No, please, no, Urban Dictionary can't be out of voting words already!

by NotTheRealRwar October 22, 2016

please

A word you say when you want some thing also known as the magic word

Girl: Can I use your text book.
Guy: What's the magic word
Girl: please

by Mercedes c m January 2, 2016

Please

A word often said in a deep voice, by the manager of the Lee Wood hotel in Buxton.

"Now come on, please"

by biggarethhouse March 31, 2004

Please Please Me

First album by The Beatles.

"One, two, three, FAW!" - Paul McCartney counts in "I Saw Her Standing There" and music would never be the same again.

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 5, 2005