Play the silent flute

Performing fellatio

My father used to play the silent flute on stage

by MimeLover July 29, 2017

playing the skin flute

another term for female masturbation.

Sally was so horny, she started playing the skin flute.

by chelle 984028 October 15, 2007

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute, a trick played on people to get them to look at interesting/weird things.

Oh hey look it’s a dog playing the flute.

No dude that is a dick.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 30, 2020

Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.

Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 30, 2020

Play the five-fingered flute

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

by RealTalkThemHo February 18, 2016

Men Who Play Flutes

Men who play flutes are ghey. Most of them like humongous dicks up their ass

See that LG over there. I bet he’s a part of Men Who Play Flutes

by DaBoiDatMadeDisDefiniton September 22, 2020