plantar

the word used when you don’t know the same of the shoulder bone

‘what did you get for question 3c?’
‘the plantar’

by matthew gray gubler December 06, 2020

Plantar Fascism

The belief that whatever cured your own Plantar Fascitis will cure everyone else's.

"Ever since he got those orthotics and his foot quit hurting, he's been suffering from acute Plantar Fascism.

by Carlos Gonzales April 27, 2007

Plantar Asciitis

The pain associated by planting one's ass in one place for too long.

"I need to take a break. If I stay at my desk one more minute, I'm gonna get Plantar Asciitis."

by HooverLiketheDam June 02, 2015

plantar fashionitis

plantar fashionitis - the shoes you are forced to wear (or can no longer wear) due to a diagnosis of plantar fasciitis, a painful inflammation on the sole of your feet.

"Dude - what's up with the Jesus sandals?"

"Man, this plantar fashionitis ain't no joke, these are the only shoes I can comfortably wear!

by chickdamebroad April 09, 2011

Plantar Fasciitis

Disease of the foot contracted from working in the garden. Mostly common in those with a green thumb.

Damn this Plantar Fasciitis I contracted from the garden while planting my crops!

by ZumbaChamp April 08, 2010

plantar faciitis

Plantar faciitis is a painful inflammatory condition of the face cause by the sole of a foot making fast, hard contact with said face.

He had plantar faciitis after after Chuck Norris's heel made contact with his nose.

by PiggyPudding September 06, 2009

PLANTAR PUSSITIS

A MAKE BELIEF CHRONIC CONDITION IN WHICH A MAN USES HIS FOOT AS AN EXCUSE BUT IN FACT IT JUST MAKES HIM SEEM AS THOUGH HE HAS A PUSSY BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

Eddy: Bro you cant hoop anymore you’re washed up.

Jorge: Dude! My Plantar Pussitis is acting up. It’s bothering me and it really hurts!

by EZBUCKETS October 13, 2019