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plano cunt

A whiney stupid bitch from Plano that bitches whether or not somebody smiles at them or not.
They always walk around with their stupid cell phone. They sometimes give you this look your a piece of shit.
Hi: How can I help you?
Plano cunt: Mom I don't like those tampons they make my cooch itch. I don't like scratching my pussy with a wire brush.
Me: When you get off the phone I'll help you.
Plano cunt: What did you say? I am having a very important phone conversation with my mother. I'll tell my mom what you said to me and she'll come down here and kick your ass.

Me: Fuck you Plano Cunt!
plano cunt by boody man October 19, 2004
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Plano Cunt

Fucking dirty cunt rag from Plano that walks around with her stupid Cell Phone and expects to be served while talking on her phone.
Ya I told him to clean his asshole with baby wipes.
Excuse me ma'am may I help you?
Ya well get some chips and vodka.
Hey bitch! I got better things to do than stand here and listen to your bullshit conversation. Let me know when you want something ok you Plano Cunt!
Plano Cunt by Fidel Castro October 14, 2004

cunt plan 

A poorly thought-out plan that is doomed to fail.
Dude 1: So what are you up to this weekend?
Dude 2: Some friends and I are going streaking through the chainsaw factory. That'll show old man Wilkins!
Dude 1: Sounds like a cunt plan.
cunt plan by thetanmancan1 June 20, 2011
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026