plano cunt

A whiney stupid bitch from Plano that bitches whether or not somebody smiles at them or not.
They always walk around with their stupid cell phone. They sometimes give you this look your a piece of shit.

Hi: How can I help you?
Plano cunt: Mom I don't like those tampons they make my cooch itch. I don't like scratching my pussy with a wire brush.
Me: When you get off the phone I'll help you.
Plano cunt: What did you say? I am having a very important phone conversation with my mother. I'll tell my mom what you said to me and she'll come down here and kick your ass.

Me: Fuck you Plano Cunt!

plano cunt by boody man October 19, 2004

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Plano Cunt

Fucking dirty cunt rag from Plano that walks around with her stupid Cell Phone and expects to be served while talking on her phone.

Ya I told him to clean his asshole with baby wipes.
Excuse me ma'am may I help you?
Ya well get some chips and vodka.
Hey bitch! I got better things to do than stand here and listen to your bullshit conversation. Let me know when you want something ok you Plano Cunt!

Plano Cunt by Fidel Castro October 14, 2004

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cunt plan

A poorly thought-out plan that is doomed to fail.

Dude 1: So what are you up to this weekend?
Dude 2: Some friends and I are going streaking through the chainsaw factory. That'll show old man Wilkins!
Dude 1: Sounds like a cunt plan.

cunt plan by thetanmancan1 June 20, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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