Kaya just had her baby and the father isnt around so she's decided to remind him he's a douche by placenta slapping him.
by Mumblina24 June 30, 2015
Inflamed, watery, red eyes....basically they look like a placenta has been wiped slowly across them.
Did you have a bad nights sleep?" "Yeah, how did you know?" "You've got some serious Placenta-Eyes this morning" "Oh man...they do feel pretty moist
by Jejunumplacentakate March 17, 2011
"Hey placenta brain, what's the soap doing in the fridge?"
"My wife is such a placenta brain. Yesterday I caught her eating chalk. She said she needed the calcium."
"I gave a presentation to a group of women when I was pregnant. And I forgot my name! Must be the pregnancy brain."
"My wife is such a placenta brain. Yesterday I caught her eating chalk. She said she needed the calcium."
"I gave a presentation to a group of women when I was pregnant. And I forgot my name! Must be the pregnancy brain."
by stephjk June 3, 2008
The clot removed from the aftermath of a massive bloody nose. It acts like elastic whilst pulling it out and tickles the nostril of the bearer. It can also be siphoned through to the mouth and spat at a target.
I went to blast out my nose placenta and it landed on this little kid's head, then a dog came by and ate it. It was such a dark red gelatinous mess.
by Gildster October 15, 2010
After 6 years of hiding your placenta in the back of the freezer and hoping that the power doesnt go out again for the 5th time that month.. placenta blood trickling into your tofu ice cream...the day finally comes when
your boyfriend saves up enough "crop cash"for down payment on a piece of land. The whole family gathers around to plant the new fruit tree on top of the freezer burnt placenta.
your boyfriend saves up enough "crop cash"for down payment on a piece of land. The whole family gathers around to plant the new fruit tree on top of the freezer burnt placenta.
by raino77 January 6, 2010
Raptors Fan: Damn, Fred VanVleet is really such an OG placenta daddy.
Warriors Fan: Yea man he stopped missing jumpers completely after having his kid.
Warriors Fan: Yea man he stopped missing jumpers completely after having his kid.
by Rail Roid June 17, 2019
by Dommy November 7, 2005