The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
by theblobguy August 2, 2008
by gronk December 7, 2004
A meal made famous by Tom Cruise, who recently
proclaimed to an amazed media that after his wife
had given birth to their first child they intended to eat
the placenta.
Placenta also known as "afterbirth"
proclaimed to an amazed media that after his wife
had given birth to their first child they intended to eat
the placenta.
Placenta also known as "afterbirth"
Tom: "honey, do we really have to eat this placenta raw"?
Katie: "I guess so, unless we get a chef to rustle up
some kinda pepper sauce, or hey, wattabout a
salad bed with fries and placenta l'orange"?
Tom "or, or , or wait.... how about puree' placenta"?
Katie: "I guess so, unless we get a chef to rustle up
some kinda pepper sauce, or hey, wattabout a
salad bed with fries and placenta l'orange"?
Tom "or, or , or wait.... how about puree' placenta"?
by Bradley Pitticus April 21, 2006
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
Holy shit it's a placenta!
by Morte42 August 1, 2008
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
by VikaasK August 1, 2008
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
"Is that a vagina blowing a meat-bubble surgically attached to a newborn via a pulsating sausage casing?"
"No, that's just the placenta."
"No, that's just the placenta."
by Cracked.com author August 1, 2008