Pizza ear

Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected

-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)

See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!

by Hellojello March 14, 2012