punchable face 

When someone has got the kind of face that irritates you to the point of wanting to punch them

That bitch ass Talyn has gotta have the school achievement for most punchable face

punchable face by coochiemasta69 June 5, 2019

punchable face 

The shape of a persons face that tempts people to punch them without good, justifiable reason.

Ex. I don't dislike Sam, he just as a punch able face, that's all.

Nicholas Cage has a punchable face in every movie he's ever been in

punchable face by Cspiegs September 11, 2013

pitorable 

pitifully adorable; a combination between cute and sad

Lisa: Look, the puppy that just tripped and fell down the stairs!

Laura: Aww, so pitorable. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

pitorable by aeve5 May 27, 2010

pitchblackglow 

The Glen Coco of tumblr.

Pitchblackglow? Don't you mean the god of tumblr?

pitchblackglow by p00peater January 1, 2012

pitchables 

Any amount of money or weed that will assist in the purchase or increase in size of a bag of weed.

Hey man let's get high tonight. We're a few bucks short of an eigth though, got any pitchables?

pitchables by Skerks May 9, 2009

punchable voice 

A voice that is so annoying that it makes you want to punch the speaker.

I was listening to Sam Harris’s podcast when Anna-Liisa woke up this morning. This is what she said to me: “You know how the French have that great expression ‘tête à claques’ (or ‘face à claques’), which roughly translates to ‘punchable face’, a face that’s so annoying that you just wanna punch it? Well, Sam Harris has a punchable voice.”

punchable voice by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 19, 2020

punchable nun 

a prostitute, window tapper, lady of the night, fallen bird, meat curtain vendor, or "slip-and-slide" merchant

I saved up my allowance to get a punchable nun and had enough left over to get nachos.

punchable nun by grobins September 13, 2003