Pit Pirate 

A person who cruises BBQ Forums, bragging about BBQ Competitions he never participated it, and about winning awards he never won; pushing everyone's buttons until he is eventually banned from the forum, at which point he will move to another forum and do the same. The Pit Pirate has a never-ending ego and can only begin sentences with the word "I". Says stuff like, "I'm Cook'n while yer just Internet Look'n!"

"You people in Texas don't know how to cook. All you cook is Brisket. I cooked brisket and came in first place the very first time. I am the Pit Pirate and I'm great and you are all stupid. I've won many BBQ Awards and my family says my BBQ is the best."

Contests entered: 2
Awards won: 1 (from a quarterly local newsletter)

Pit Pirate by BlakeCannon December 8, 2006

Pit Pirate 

A person who cruises BBQ Forums, bragging about BBQ Competitions he never participated it, and about winning awards he never won; pushing everyone's buttons until he is eventually banned from the forum, at which point he will move to another forum and do the same. The Pit Pirate has a never-ending ego and can only begin sentences with the word "I". Says stuff like, "I'm Cook'n while yer just Internet Look'n!"

"You people in Texas don't know how to cook. All you cook is Brisket. I cooked brisket and came in first place the very first time. I am the Pit Pirate and I'm great and you are all stupid. I've won many BBQ Awards and my family says my BBQ is the best."

Contests entered: 2
Awards won: 1 (from a quarterly local newsletter)

Pit Pirate by Tom Ferguson December 10, 2008

Pit Pirate 

Pit Pirate:A scurvy of internet cooking and BBQ forums.

A Pit Pirate is an individual who focuses his entire life around his own ego. EVERYTHING is always about him. If you've cooked it, he's cooked 10 times as much and of course BETTER! If you've been there, he been there SEVERAL times! If one of your kids is cute.... well then he just doesn't care....because it's all about HIM!!!
A Pit Pirate will join and internet forum and overwhelm it with braggard, self-centered, egotistical posts until he is either banned or generally ostricised by the members. BEWARE the Pit Pirate!!!
The DANGER of a Pit Pirate is when he is finally walking the plank on his own sinking self-centered world, he WILL bug, virus, spam and destroy the website that offended his pretty little ego.

BEWARE thePIT PIRATE !!!!
He Says stuff like, "I'm Cook'n while yer just Internet Look'n!" & "Look here BOY!" and steals several other catch phrases from highly popular people that he KNOWS is better then himself....and starts a thread and responds to HIMSELF in it costantly. Sometimes up to 10 posts consecutively to MIMSELF, usually ending up in 80%-90% of the post being from himself!

I'm the best! No one's better...LOOK AT ME I'm the PIT PIRATE!!!
I'm a home video star! Let's talk more about ME, and less about you!

Pit Pirate by Source: Mr. He-Man Butt-Pirate Hater, PC Land December 19, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012