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pistol pete

Similar to the spastic eagle, it's when a man is on his knees and has three girls standing over him. he has to lick one girl's pussy, and finger the other girls simultaneously with his hands in the form of pistols. You can imagine how this would look like a man weilding two pistols.
Picture a western shoot out acted out in the bedroom. . . PISTOL PETE
pistol pete by PistolPeterSE March 10, 2009
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pistol pete

One of the best basketball players to come out of the 1970's. "pistol" pete Maravich played for the Hawks, Jazz and Celtics. He Scored 70+ points in a game once without the three point line. A true baller in every sense. He died of Heart complications in his 40's. Pistol Pete is one of the top 50 NBA players ever.
pistol pete by MR bball January 19, 2006

Pistol Pete

The act of tity banging a girl so hard that when you ejactulate on her, it mimics the act of a bullet being shot out of a six shooter pistol.
Sam: Gerald!
Gerald: Whats up Sam?
Sam: I would Pistol Pete that chick into next July and give her the whitest pearl necklace she’s ever seen!
Pistol Pete by WhamBammmSam February 13, 2019

pistol pete

A technique used to finger a girl. Done by making your fingers into a "gun" image.
Last night, I pulled the pistol pete on her, and she got wetter than a baby's day old diaper!
pistol pete by Shanna April 14, 2005

pistol pete

a person from southern new england,know in Ct an MA for being cool
pistol pete by urbanmixup January 28, 2005

Pisstol Pete Maravich 

Exclamation by one who needs to urinate really badly. Usually said in the words, "I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!" Also included, a soothing of the balls after a really long satisfying piss.

Pistol Pete Maravich was a well known pro basketball player who was known to be one of the best ball handlers of all time.
Oh my god, I can't hold it anymore! I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!

PISTOL PETER 

A short, but extremely effective Caucasian penis. Named after the former NBA player "Pistol Pete" Maravich. A short in stature guard, who had a knack to penetrate deeply. Not to be confused with his Caucasian brethren, a Larry Bird, which is a LARGE Caucasian penis.
"Dude wasn't HUNG, but he hit every spot at the right time, like Pistol Peter"
PISTOL PETER by JJ Milla September 23, 2022