pissmittens 

An exclamation of frustration and/or anger at a certain situation.

John: Pissmittens I think I just ran over Steve's dog!!

pissmittens by erotikhamster June 3, 2010

piss-mittens 

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.

<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!

piss-mittens by Trickenso September 29, 2006

piss mittens 

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.

Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens

piss mittens by Lads4 February 22, 2020