Piss and chips Share definition Flag Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.” Teacher: What does X mean in this equation Jaden: Piss and chips Teacher: wtf Piss and chips by Wyattwalnut December 1, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Piss and chips mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch