Piss Foot

It's a word used to describe someone who somehow manages to piss on their feet while standing at a urinal.

*Ben walks into the toilet*

Matt says : "Oh my god, Ben's pissed on his foot again, what a 'piss foot'."
Ben says "Naa.. Rubbish man, it was from the sink, give me a break!"
Matt says "No way, from now on you'll be known as 'piss foot'"

by ken davies February 25, 2008

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

piss wiss football

What some people might call pee wee football -- that is, a football program designed for children ages 5 to 15.

So Lee is going to play piss wiss football this year huh? Well good luck with that! Lee has always been shitty at sports!!!

by Telephony May 10, 2015

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018

pissfoot

when your dog is too lazy to cock his leg up and just pisses all over his foot.

Chewy's such a lazy bastard he came in again with a smelly ass pissfoot.

by krisgsxr600 November 10, 2009

pissfootsexual

someone who is only attracted to piss-feet

get a load of this pissfootsexual dipshit

by the pissfootsexual king June 1, 2022