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piss biscuit 

Someone that hang's around like a urinal cake, constantly bitching/complaining about the same thing day after day soon everybody start's to get pissed off just hearing his or her ramblings
..Stop being a Piss Biscuit and get this done.
..Can't you find something else to bitch about ya, Piss Biscuit?
..There he goes again ole' Piss Biscuit is on his "soap box" again
piss biscuit by renfield January 1, 2007
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piss biscuit 

That biscuity mass left over after an extremely painful piss.

Like a kidney stone, but spreadable.
Damn man I'd better see the urinologist, I left a huge piss biscuit last night.
piss biscuit by TTTTTT Squirrel October 6, 2009

piss biscuit 

I just left the bathroom and dick-sniped a pubic hair off of a piss biscuit..
piss biscuit by spooledbrat October 22, 2010

Piss Biscuit 

An entirely demoralizing, demeaning term used primarily by meth-heads and the homeless species to describe a females reproductive organ; vagina; cunt; squack; beaver; ham wallet; beef curtain etc.
“Pop open them legs and let’s get a whiff of that Piss Biscuit before my manager kicks us off the Frazzle machines”
Piss Biscuit by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

piss biscuit 

Deodorant cake hung on rim of toilet bowl.
It's about time to replace the piss biscuit.
piss biscuit by Trish O. November 1, 2002

pee biscuit/piss biscuit 

noun: a small piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in/on a woman's pussy after wiping, which can end up in someone's mouth who is performing oral sex on them.
I went down on Betty last night, and got a pee biscuit/piss biscuit in my mouth. I hate it when that happens!
Going down on Susie is the worst; she always has a pee biscuit/piss biscuit down there!
I swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit last night while going down on Susie.
Have you ever swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit while eating a girl out?

piss biscuits 

to be used when

1.an unfortunate incident occurs.

2.after injuring oneself

3.before having a rant at a total assmunch
1.jeff: i crashed my car last night *grrs*
joe: piss biscuits dude! that sucks.

2.(after hammring a nail through your thumb)jeff:piss biscuits that fucking hurts (crying face)

3. miles: ur mum
jeff: *sighs* piss biscuits miles you are a total dickfaced moron. 'ur mum' got old about 10 years ago so SHUT UR FUCKING FACE. you. suck. ass. bigtime
piss biscuits by jejoss May 3, 2008
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