A female, often a teenager, who has stored an array of "cargoes" in her "hull." More than a typical whore on land, she often ventures into the high seas, in search of her next victim and often later wears the man's balls on necklace. Even though she gets around like a wheel, she lacks skill and the man is underwhelmed by her tactics, and in some extreme cases, the man cannot even ejaculate because he can only focus on how badly he has to pee. She doesn't have scurvy, but what she has rhymes with it (starts with an H). She's been tossed up more than your average baseball, but just like with playing catch in the backyard, there's always a chance you'll lose you ball(s).
R: Whatch out for that one track girl, she's a pirate hooker.
J: I know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.
J: I know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.
by rusty9 June 22, 2010
by JMAN36969 October 04, 2009
A walking semen vessel that smells like off crab meat and frequents bars to lubricate her insatiably hungry meat cave.
by Tuppy ole July 23, 2009
by Sammiesunshines January 17, 2009
A bad ass chick that is down for her man. She exudes confidence and sexuality. She's a flirt. Her sex drive is equal to her man's. She can hang with the boyz but is still a lady.
Pirate Hookers usually travel in groups. With their men along for the ride.
Pirate Hookers usually travel in groups. With their men along for the ride.
by Angie Pastinucci March 20, 2009
by Katie Kaleidoscope February 08, 2007
Originally, an ex-navy girl picked up at a local bar. Present day the term means a girl that is a slut.
by Phillip Kelley January 05, 2006