Piper clown

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability

My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.

by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018

piper strikers

Another name for a pack of matches. Pipers ( used in the "crackhead" context ) may strike a match to light up their crack rock.

I can't light my Gorilla Mint cigarette without a cigarette lighter or piper strikers.

by Stevey Staxwellhouse December 11, 2009

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020