Piggy Bank

When you lick your thumb to get a plan b pill stuck to it and insert it a girl's anus at the same time as cumming into her vagina to prevent pregnancy. A deposit and saving simultaneously.
"Hey bro, did you pull out, or do you have a kid on the way?"

"Nah, but I used the piggy bank, so I'll be alright."
by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 08, 2021
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Piggy Bank

When you are fucking a fat chick and you place a penny up in her pussy and don't tell her about it
I gave that girl a piggy bank last night.
by JohnnyJackass January 12, 2006
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Piggy Bank

When ones ass crack sticks out of the back of ones loose-fitting pants and under britches in the same manner as a plumbers crack. The reference comes from the thrilling temptation of dropping a couple of pennies down there.
I could see every hair and dingle berry in his plump piggy bank when he squatted with his back to me to pick up the quarters I threw on the floor.
by Becki February 13, 2005
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Piggy Bank

Any public coin-operated machine's cashbox which can be broken into and robbed.
We might have to smash open a piggy bank if we want malt liquor.
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006
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Piggy bank

Is when parents wait for their son to graduate and make his own money by working, to then create an exaggerate excuse to convince him to take care of them once when they're old.
Dad: I invested money in your studies. Who's gonna take care of me?
Son: I work to live my life as my own, I'm not a piggy bank
by Nervous_Demon November 21, 2020
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Piggy Banks

A bank in the form of a pig. Usually.
Person: "Look! A piggy bank! Let's shake it so it makes a cool noise!"
by Evil October 19, 2003
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The perfect dumping place for the useless coins we have in our pockets the moment we reach home. It helps your psychological health that you are having a great saving habit, but indeed when its full, you can only buy a magazine or two out of it. Reality of life.
Mom: Wow! your piggy bank feels heavy! Good job Henry!
Henry: *Smirks*
by vvvvvvvv May 03, 2013
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