Pickle dick

A male genitalia that is shaped and or colored like a pickle

Man, john has a real pickle dick
Jenny: i know right

by Kanyeeastt June 16, 2018

Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

pickle dick

an infected penis, covered in genital warts. (from the latin term bumpus cockerus).

if you don't want pickle dick, wear a hard hat before entering a cum dumpster!!

by John546 May 21, 2007

pickled dick

a wiener thats been bottled/marinating in STD juice. Guys who sleep around with a lot of girls are usually associated with one of these.

That dude? No way! He did Amy. He's got a pickled dick.

by smartypants678 March 29, 2007

Pickle Dicking

When a man leaves his penis in his wife's/lover's vagina and/or anus for hours after ejaculating inside of it.

I fell asleep so fast after coming, I ended up just Pickle Dicking it.

by Poket November 20, 2011

Pickle Dick

A notorious ladies man, or "player" who is known to carry STD's/STI's
or
The state of having a penis with herpes, warts, or other sexually transmitted sores/rashes

Girl, stay away from Richard. He a pickle dick!
Ya boy, I fucked Cassie and now I got pickle dick!

by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016

pickle dick

its when a person has a very green penis, but it can also be used as a swear word like for example.

Stop eating my pasta you pickle dick!

by en fjant April 27, 2022