Picking Apples

Quite simply, male masturbation.

"Aw man, I was picking apples for such a long time last night. I thought my wrist was going to bend backwards."

by Sam Holmes March 28, 2007

Picking The Apples

A term used in drag meaning to slay your performance, work the croud, and (hopefully) plow the whole damn orchard!

"Damn, did you see that 8-count though?"
"Yaas, she is picking the apples hunnie!"
"He is PLOWING the orchard!*

by 24J.A.G24 August 5, 2016

extreme apple picking

The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.

Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it

We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking

by Dave K January 16, 2004

Apple Picking

To rob people exiting trendy nightlife bars by hitting them on the back of the head with a brick.

"There was an apple picking last night, you know, at that wine bar near my apartment building."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle January 18, 2015

apple picking

Engaging in a pattern of theft where one "picks" apple products (typically iPhones) out of unsuspecting passenger hands on Chicago public transportation systems like the L.

Can be color-coded to denote specific lines of the L

"Haven't seen you in a minute man, where you been at?"

"I was Red apple picking last night and got 2 old 3Gs and a brand new 4GS."

"Better sell those quick before they get hot and woowoowoo."

by Are2Dee2 January 9, 2012

Apple Picking

A crime currently gaining traction in urban areas in which someone steals an iPhone out of the user's hand and or pocket. The attacks sometimes involve force, though most of the time they are grab and runs. People who have been Apple picked often describe it as a horrifying if not demeaning experience in which they were psychically and or psychologically threatened.

Gangster 1: "Yo, I'm 'bout to go Apple picking man Imma sell that shit on ebaae"
Gangster 2: "Yae man, grab ya glock we goin steal a iPhone tonight!"

2 Hours later:

Gangster 1: "We totally Apple picked that bitch man!"
Gangeter 2: "What's that sound?"

This is the police, come out your house with your hands behind your head!

Gangster 1&2: Aeeeehhhhh shit!

by therewerenousernames October 21, 2013

pickin' the apples

Vigorously masterbating in the shower and then proceeding to splat on the wall in front of you.

(while knocking on the shower door) "You pickin' the apples, i know your pickin' the apples you son of a bitch...your pickin' the apples...."

by Damascus May 26, 2008