n. A girl who can be judged like one of Picasso's paintings: she's good from far, but she's far from good. -or- just a girl with a fucked up face.
I saw this girl at this party the other night so I went up to talk to her and it turned out she was a Picasso. I wished I was drunk so I would have an excuse.
by Tony Amato September 27, 2006
The act of performing anal sex and the receiver of the penis (man or woman) shitting while being penetrated. Immediately following, the giver draws a picture with their penis covered in excrement on their partner's back.
Last night, when I was fucking Johnny, he suggested me giving him the Picasso, something new.
When Jenny suggested me giving her one of these Picasso's, due to my creativity, I drew a work of art on her back with my shit-covered cock and took a photo.
When Jenny suggested me giving her one of these Picasso's, due to my creativity, I drew a work of art on her back with my shit-covered cock and took a photo.
by antonyizzo October 22, 2011
The MIA secret 5th ninja turtle. Picasso resembles a sort of retarded sea turtle with one limp flipper. His primary ninja weapon is a hammer.
by T Sack March 15, 2009
To Ejaculate (Skeet, cum) on someones face (preferances aside) therfore making a masterpeice on the face(canvas)
Person1: Hey nick did you fuck sara last night at the party?
Person2: Yeah dude i gave her a Picasso
Person1: Must have been a "masterpiece"
both: Laughing
Person2: Yeah dude i gave her a Picasso
Person1: Must have been a "masterpiece"
both: Laughing
by nick porteous November 9, 2008
The Picasso is a sex position for those who are creative, A Picasso occurs when a guy fucks a girl in the ass ( or two guys) and pulls out his shit covered dick and proceeds to smear the shit all over the girls face.
dude 1: dude you will never guess what i did to veronica!
dude 2: what man
dude 1: i gave her a Picasso!!!
dude 2: thats so disgusting but awesome !
dude 2: what man
dude 1: i gave her a Picasso!!!
dude 2: thats so disgusting but awesome !
by Kast Kidd December 9, 2009
The act of painting one's toilet bowl with excrement from a vicious bowel movement. The resulting feces should usually be watery yet sticky enough to cling to the front, back, sides and sometimes the undercarriage of the bowl itself. The aforementioned splatter pattern created from the BM simulates the painting style of one Picasso for whom the name is obviously credited.
Can also be used in the context, "to Picasso", or "Picasso'd" for past tense usage.
Can also be used in the context, "to Picasso", or "Picasso'd" for past tense usage.
"The toilet is my easel and I'm Picassoing a master piece thanks to Taco Bell!!!"
"I'm sorry man but I just totally Picasso'd you're toilet."
"Get the fuck out of the way, I'm about to Picasso."
"I'm sorry man but I just totally Picasso'd you're toilet."
"Get the fuck out of the way, I'm about to Picasso."
by Master-Nate June 29, 2012
Get a willing party to give you head with skittles in there mouth. Just as you are about to spew your stomache pancakes... kick them in the gut. They will spray the contents of their mouth on you. Stick a paintbrush up your ass and sniff some model airplane glue.
I wined and dined my best friends grandma. She was so turned on by the fifth of Hennessey I fed her she wanted to go straight home and do the Picasso.
by FILTHYPIG October 8, 2006