piss on me 

screw me over. create chaos in my life. mess with me.

don't piss on me, tell me if you don't want this

piss on me by Anna Bratta April 1, 2008

Piss me on 

Really happy about something. The opposite of piss me off.

A : What did Aiko do last night?
B : She stayed up late and worked on our project
A : Wow!
B : She really knows how to piss me on!

Piss me on by dzhus April 20, 2010

Let me piss on the floor 

When you have a cell mate and want them to leave the cell for some privacy.

Hey man you been in the cell by yourself all day, let me piss on the floor.

Let me piss on the floor by Spookadeen December 9, 2021

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011

piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar. 

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.

No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar. by fuguez September 26, 2009

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining 

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining by ursamel July 24, 2007