Phoebe- typically a middle aged woman with blonde hair and pink/black glasses. You might possibly find her with big bug eyes or a broken knee. She is a very rare sight to see, so if you meet one run as fast as you can.... off the face of the earth. The eternal abyss is far better than the 3 minutes of torture she inflicts upon you as she gouges out your eyes and draws cats with an ink less marker on the inside of your skull.
Angel: Oh shit Phoebe my eyelashes!
by Garfield's left nut April 25, 2019
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A fucking bitch who breaks everyones heart, racist and if you ever get together with her, do not stay with her, shes not funny or nothing just make fun of her and say shes a fucking fat bitch.
Phoebe is a fucking bitch I dont wanna be her..
by Wassup bitchessss January 10, 2020
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Phoebe is a very mean little girl who thinks they are amazing at everything but in reality are a very very mean terrible person
Ugh it's that's phoebe girl again
by Pdmullen May 28, 2019
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Fake depressed female that constantly posts depressing music and/or no replies to their instagram or snapchat story
“No replies”, look at her she’s a right phoebe
by James Chorgles October 25, 2019
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The type of rich girl who only shops at Brandy Melville
You see what she’s wearing? She’s such a Phoebe.
by 张伟大 August 4, 2018
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Phoebe is the worst person ever. She has an atrocious hairline that looks like a deformed penguin. If you see a Phoebe run the other way.
Ew, look at Phoebe, so disgusting.
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A very tiny annoying elf and all she ever does is hurt and annoy you she can be nice on very very very very rare occasion but 99.99999% of the time she just as annoying as ever
Ugggh phoebe you small person leave me alone
by Annonymouse 21 July 22, 2019
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