Phlagmo
abbr. of phlagmograph; an instrument used to measure seismic activity in areas of large urban population.
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phlamous
An interjection, exclamation or ejaculatory utterance used to wish good health to a person who has just belched. Believed to have originated at the North Pole.
"Urrrp!"
"Phlamous!"
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Phlegmocrat
When Feinstein was a city supervisor, she got the mayor's job because he was assassinated.
While mayor of San Francisco, her husband owned a fuckton of rental property downtown, and quadrupled his net worth. Her money more than doubled.
Now that she's on the Senate Committees on defense, intelligence and homeland security, her husband's company has all these Iraq and Afghanistan construction projects. She votes with Republicans for war to send more money to her hubby.
She oozed her way into office and nothing sticks to her protective coating of slime.
She's not a Democrat, she's a Phlegmocrat.
While mayor of San Francisco, her husband owned a fuckton of rental property downtown, and quadrupled his net worth. Her money more than doubled.
Now that she's on the Senate Committees on defense, intelligence and homeland security, her husband's company has all these Iraq and Afghanistan construction projects. She votes with Republicans for war to send more money to her hubby.
She oozed her way into office and nothing sticks to her protective coating of slime.
She's not a Democrat, she's a Phlegmocrat.
Phlegmocrat by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Phlegmorrhoid
"I'm glad that those cough meds are working and getting that crap outta my lungs, but all a that stuff coming up has given me the worst phlegmorrhoid."
Phlegmorrhoid by jameser612 March 31, 2010
Phlaggot
Not to be confused with Phaggot. "Phlaggot" is a portmanteau of the words "Phlogistinator" and "Faggot", often used by Team Fortress 2 players when killed by a Phlogistinator pyro.
Phlaggot by MadMilkIsn'tMilk June 10, 2022
phlamooshkahn
phlamooshkahn by SusyKillJoi869 December 9, 2008
phlamooshkahn
NO matter what the situation happens to be the end result is always the same.
A person who is a phlamooshkahn is a mean person who is messing with their significant other as in pranking them.
A person who is a phlamooshkahn is a mean person who is messing with their significant other as in pranking them.
phlamooshkahn by killjoi869 December 9, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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