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Phamous by ghettoboy919 January 26, 2011

apparel phimosis 

the condition of getting one's head stuck in a pullover's turtleneck. Typical childhood trauma in high latitude or altitude regions.
-Now little John got again stuck in the turtleneck!
-Oh-no - John severely suffers from apparel phimosis!
apparel phimosis by johanmk February 9, 2014

phimosis 

A condition of the penis in which one doesn't realize he/she has because of the least possible attention given to the condition by the mass media.

The foreskin of the affected person is too tight to be retracted behind the head of the penis.
"Having phimosis is like having green colored faeces all your life. You will not understand that it is not normal till you actually see normal faeces and get curious about it. Till that time, you are 25"

John: Sex hurts?
Greg: Dude! I have phimosis.
phimosis by CampusPizza June 7, 2007

phimosis 

A hardening and or tightening of the foreskin around the head of the penis, accounting for discomfort and inability to perform sexually. This condition causes males to become agitated for obvious reasons.
"Dude, why's your boss so pissed off?"

"Oh, he's just got phimosis..."

"too much information."
phimosis by hnzosan030 July 28, 2008

Phimosis 

Phimosis is the main reason why men in the UK and other European countries are circumcised.
No, we didn't choose to be born with it, but it was identified by the doctor and was dealt with through circumcision, with the result that we now don't experience seering pain during sex, and can masturbate.
- Haha you've got no foreskin what a loser let's all try and make this guy feel excluded and like he can never be a part of us!
- Fuck off. I had phimosis.
Phimosis by Alex Trezos July 2, 2008
A mixed drink made of champagne, a citrus fruit juice and a hint of dick cheese. Traditionally served inside the tip of an overgrown foreskin.
We were all out of orange juice and champagne, so I had to prepare the phimosas with one part Tang and two parts vinegar. Dangerously cheesy!
phimosa by ilikeeatingbrains April 8, 2021