João: Yo Andreas, is Phimous gonna hang out with us later today
Andreas: Nah dude, you know the drill. He's gon take care of his phimosis today
Andreas: Nah dude, you know the drill. He's gon take care of his phimosis today
by Andreas e João April 2, 2024
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the condition of getting one's head stuck in a pullover's turtleneck. Typical childhood trauma in high latitude or altitude regions.
-Now little John got again stuck in the turtleneck!
-Oh-no - John severely suffers from apparel phimosis!
-Oh-no - John severely suffers from apparel phimosis!
by johanmk February 9, 2014
Get the apparel phimosis mug.A condition of the penis in which one doesn't realize he/she has because of the least possible attention given to the condition by the mass media.
The foreskin of the affected person is too tight to be retracted behind the head of the penis.
The foreskin of the affected person is too tight to be retracted behind the head of the penis.
"Having phimosis is like having green colored faeces all your life. You will not understand that it is not normal till you actually see normal faeces and get curious about it. Till that time, you are 25"
John: Sex hurts?
Greg: Dude! I have phimosis.
John: Sex hurts?
Greg: Dude! I have phimosis.
by CampusPizza June 7, 2007
Get the phimosis mug.A hardening and or tightening of the foreskin around the head of the penis, accounting for discomfort and inability to perform sexually. This condition causes males to become agitated for obvious reasons.
by hnzosan030 July 28, 2008
Get the phimosis mug.Phimosis is the main reason why men in the UK and other European countries are circumcised.
No, we didn't choose to be born with it, but it was identified by the doctor and was dealt with through circumcision, with the result that we now don't experience seering pain during sex, and can masturbate.
No, we didn't choose to be born with it, but it was identified by the doctor and was dealt with through circumcision, with the result that we now don't experience seering pain during sex, and can masturbate.
- Haha you've got no foreskin what a loser let's all try and make this guy feel excluded and like he can never be a part of us!
- Fuck off. I had phimosis.
- Fuck off. I had phimosis.
by Alex Trezos July 2, 2008
Get the Phimosis mug.A mixed drink made of champagne, a citrus fruit juice and a hint of dick cheese. Traditionally served inside the tip of an overgrown foreskin.
We were all out of orange juice and champagne, so I had to prepare the phimosas with one part Tang and two parts vinegar. Dangerously cheesy!
by ilikeeatingbrains April 8, 2021
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