Philosophy Student

1. A person who studies philosophy in school.
2. A person who has the ability to argue, prove anything and everything.
3. A person who has an existential crisis every 4 months.
4. A person who will need financial support from their parents/engineering friends after graduation.
5. A person who attends manyphilosophy student party's.

Sara: Whoah John, you look puzzled, what happened?
John: I'm not sure whether or not I really exist.
Sara: Well why the sudden confusion about your existence John?
John: I was just talking to my friend Billy, he's a philosophy student.
Sara: I see, that usualy happens when you talk to them. I try and avoid philosophy student encounters. Quick, let's get you to a science class fast!

by De Beauvoir's Boy January 27, 2005

Philosophy student

Lazy and overprotective over dead pieces of wood (books).

It's ok, he's a philosophy student...

by ME-(=_=)- May 14, 2011

philosophy student party

A party which can only be mentally conceived of, but of which no empirical data can be found.

John thought about having a philosophy student party, but in the midst of his mental wanderings he realized he was already having just such a party... a party in his mind.

by entris February 17, 2005

philosophy student party

A scene that sucks beyond expectations.

I was so bored last night. The bar was a real philosophy student party.

by Linus November 4, 2003