He’s beautiful. You can’t even deny he’s absolutely gorgeous. So visually pleasing you just wanna shit yourself. Why would you be threatened by his proposal to make love to you? You’d like that, I guarantee it. If you try to deny it, you’re so far deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents. 119%.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
Whenever I send photos of this mysterious male damsel, you are DROOLING at the mouth. Actual warm saliva formulating within the glans of your mouth, wishing your tongue was down Phil May’s throat. Yes. Yes you. You who insulted my sweet love, Phil. You’re just a closeted Phil-kisser. You want to make out with him. Yeah. Accept the harsh reality. RIGHT NOW.
by titty69muncher August 17, 2024
'You can't tell can you?' is the calling card of phil style. With Semi pedo, homoerotic tendencies this traveler will be found bar hopping around asia searching for a wife.
He enjoys yogurt, coconut oil and yoga then purges his body with a saline enima.
He has a strict no sugar, no processed foods diet unless hungover in which case he enjoys and and egg Mcmuffin.
He enjoys yogurt, coconut oil and yoga then purges his body with a saline enima.
He has a strict no sugar, no processed foods diet unless hungover in which case he enjoys and and egg Mcmuffin.
That's phil style!!! Haha
When you bring a lady back to you room and discovrr shes a lady Boy and do it anyway thats so phil style.
A girl was sitting on my lap and your creepy mate tryst to touch her... that's so phil style.
When you bring a lady back to you room and discovrr shes a lady Boy and do it anyway thats so phil style.
A girl was sitting on my lap and your creepy mate tryst to touch her... that's so phil style.
by MrTwatkins January 26, 2017
Big Phil is a great guy
by Weedman6969 February 12, 2022
by The VS MAN May 31, 2017
by jdidleödlwöwö November 23, 2021
Jack and Phil is a song created by popular celebrity Noah Davis with his new album “Nursery Crimes.” He uses this song to intimidate and scare off potential love interests in his life. It’s supposed to be a spin off of “Jack and Jill” the popular nursery rhyme, except the two are gay and that’s why the girl “Jill” is replaced with “Phil.”
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!
Megan: Jack and Phil in a coupe De’ville just smoking marijuana
Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!
Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!
by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022