phantom piss 

Thinking you need to take a piss, only to find you don't when stood in front of the pan.

Thats the fourth phantom piss this morning. Wish I could squeeze out a piss and be done.

phantom piss by nameisalwaystaken November 9, 2006

phantom piss 

getting so drunk you take out your agressions on someone by laying stomach down on their bed and pissing only to leave before they get back.

After what Dan had pulled earlier that day Brian's only option was to phantom piss all over Dan's bed.

phantom piss by B. Smith October 15, 2006

Phantom Piss 

Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.

Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss

Phantom Piss by The ‘High’ Cleric March 17, 2020

Phantom piss 

a feeling like you are just adout to piss but cant. Typically after sex.

I busted a nut and like 2 minutes later I had a Phantom piss

Phantom piss by Banquet meals April 23, 2021

Phantom Piss 

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”

Phantom Piss by android-app August 31, 2023

Phantom Pisser 

Not to be confused with phantom shitter, the phantom pisser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. The pisser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their identity, thus becoming the phantom pisser.

-"Dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and pissed on Emily?"

- " Yeah who did it?"

- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."

Phantom Pisser by Thent Vandercamp September 8, 2010

phantom pissing disorder 

A rare disorder characterized by a neurosensory disturbance that leads a person to think they have pissed themselves, but they have not.

During fits of uncontrollable hysterical laughter, she had bouts of Phantom Pissing Disorder that plagued her.

phantom pissing disorder by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2020