Phantom Hoe

A person who swoops in between 12 am and 4 am for a late night sexual encounter and leaves before everyone is awake. This person is only heard not seen.

Dude I heard your phantom hoe creep in last night.

Phantom Hoe by Chazlee Garcia May 5, 2008

Phantom Hoe

a person who swoops in between 12 am and 4 am for a late night sexual encounter and leaves before everyone is awake. This person is only heard not seen.

Dude I heard your phantom hoe creep in last night.

Phantom Hoe by Chazlee Garcia May 6, 2008

Phantomhox 

"'Phantomhox (Phantom Fox), also called a serious mental disorder hallucination69 is seeing a fox magically appear and hear about it complaining not to be able to wild. (Sidenote: if you have experienced this or know anyone who has, please seek medical attention), although Phantomhox is not very common you should watch out because it is extremely dangerous.'"

I saw phantomhox the other day, GOD SO MANY W.I.L.D attempts with so little success...

Phantomhox by DoctorFoxy January 15, 2021

Phantomhox 

Why does wbtb hate me
all the reasons, motivation, willpower, they all agree
Where does all of it go
poof, dunno
*gone*
then I wake up the next day and carry on
and its back
continues throughout the day, back on track
go back to sleep
wake up for wbtb, half asleep
***POOF***

They: Why can't you WILD?
Me: Phantomhox syndrome

Phantomhox by DoctorFoxy May 5, 2021