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persian goddess 

It has been well established that often persian women are more attractive than the average female population. Nevertheless even within this pool of hotness, there are the "prima inter pares" more commonly defined as persian goddesses. These fine specimen are not only more attractive than their peers, but superior in every aspect: They can eat whole pints of ice cream without gaining an ounce and always help others before thinking about themselves.
Phil: Look at Shahrzad, she is a real persian goddess.
persian goddess by Herman March 8, 2005
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persian goddess 

Persia has always been a country with a rich culture and like many ancient religions has produced a great number of gods for every tiny aspect of life (not to be called sexist, they made sure that there were gods as well as goddesses).

As Persia later on became part of Macedonia under Alexander the Great and then later on part of the Roman empire, the Persian, Greek and Roman religions became mangeled over time and in the end shared many gods, though they might be different by name.
Anahita: The ancient Persian water goddess, fertility goddess, and patroness of women, as well as a goddess of war. Her name means "the immaculate one". She is portrayed as a virgin, dressed in a golden cloak, and wearing a diamond tiara (sometimes also carrying a water pitcher). The dove and the peacock are her sacred animals. Anahita is sometimes regarded as the consort of Mithra.
persian goddess by Herman March 8, 2005

PERSIAN GODDESS 

There is a large body of literature to date that supports the notion that among all women of the world, Persian women are truly divine in style, grace, intelligence, and modesty. A detailed meta-analysis of present and historic literature further confirms that among Persian women there is one and only one , “Persian Goddess” who is highly praised as truly superior to the rest. SnapChat map services confirms this divine beacon of joy and positive energy originating from the heart of California’s Bay Area granting her the title “ ThePersianGODDESSoftheBAY” ;) She is formally addressed as "PERSIANGODDESS" w/ curly hair + crown emoji by SnapChat Inc. We love you Persian Goddess! Keep shining baby!
"Persian Goddess is It"
"She is the Shit"
"Got the Bay Area lit"
"Make your man cum real quick"
"Cuz you know she got that 5 star clit"

persian goddess 

persian goddess

this is actually supposed to be an IRONIC term.

persian women tend to be less attractive on average to other ethnicities, a persian goddess is an arab or indian woman who looks beautiful and persian men fall for.

persian men call these arab or indian women 'persian goddesses'
persian guy: *Drool* wow, look at that sexy brown babe, she's a goddess!

persian guy 2: yeah, i think she's arab or indian?

persian guy 1: yeah, she a persian goddess!
persian goddess by yukosu87 January 13, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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