A group of white boys are walking and see a little nerd all by himself so they decide to pick on him. The next day those two are in the hospital cuz they didnt no theyr fuckin with a persian.
A fantasy football team that chokes in the Superbowl. The owner knows only the first initial of his players first names. Owner watches 10 min. of football per year.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.