1) To be ultimately outwitted, outsmarted, and outplayed by the St. Louis Blues phenom David Perron.
2) To be deked out of your pants faster than the human eye can comprehend.
3) The act of adopting puppies.
"Dude, did you see the game last night? David Perron completely Perrowned the opposition!"
"I saw! I heard he went out after the game and celebrated by perrowning."
«Perloche» is a rare genetic disorder. It is usually associated with a diformation of the penis making it look like an eagle claw. Having a Perloche disorder can be dangerous and painful for the sexual partner.
«Yesteray I had sex with a guy who has a Perloche disorder, he hooked on me for 6 hours like an eagle, and kept singingHotel california.»
The shadiest and dodgiest person in the known universe. His real name is Gary, and where he got the name 'Pedlow Bob' from is anyone's guess. Wears a trench-coat and flings it open at passer-bys; no-one knows what is contained inside which Pedlow Bob seems to find so interesting.